Fathertime Mother of the Century Bourbon by Jim Gaffigan
Jeannie Louise Noth Gaffigan is the mother of five children, a dog she didn’t want, and a cat she is deathly allergic to. She gave birth to each of her children at home with no drugs while her husband nervously watched. She survived a brain tumor, homeschooling during a pandemic, and over twenty years of marriage to a constantly traveling comedian who sometimes impulsively buys homes his wife may not want. Jeannie always put her children and family first.
Because of this selfless generosity, Jeannie has been proclaimed Mother of the Century. This very precious batch of bourbon is a small gesture to express my gratitude.
– Jim Gaffigan
All women are amazing. A woman can grow a baby inside their body! Then somehow a woman can deliver that baby through their body. And then by some miracle a woman can feed that baby with their body. When you think of the male contribution to life, it’s kind of embarrassing really. The guy is always like, “Well, I helped too! For like 5 seconds! Doing the thing I think about 24 hours a day.”
